Ok, so I think I finally have enough WTF searches on my blog for a decent post. Maybe. I've seen other people with much weirder keywords, but for what it's worth, here are my favorites:
1. a womans explanation to best foreplay with photos
Hon, if you don't know by now, I don't think photos are going to help you.
2. boobs on salt river
Every weekend, my friend. Every weekend.
3. birthday quotes for daughters age 13
How about this, "I hate you all, you're ruining my life...and get out of my room!!"
Five minutes later - "Can you drive me to the mall? And can I have $20 so I can go to a movie?"
4. choose jury duty called twice husband never
I know, right??? Me too! Except in my case, it was more like me five times, husband never.
5. convince exercise
Ok, go ahead...I'm listening
6. hummingbird foreplay
Um...what? Clearly something I missed in sex ed.
7. i think i'm begining to lose my sanity
You and me both, sister.
8. kevin bacon once said
9. lucky i didn't kick your ass
10. nude women ymca locker room -little boy got lost at the ymca
Um, yeah...he was "lost." Don't worry, I doubt he's damaged for life. Well, I guess it all depends on what he saw.
11. my name is shelly
Hey...me too! Well, except with an extra e.
12. sanity tattoo parlors in madison
Is this a problem in Madison? Are there insane tattoo parlors there?
13. sarah palin naked boobs
I KNEW IT!!
14. today your birthday i'm not with you
Well, screw you too.
15. treadmill vs racquetball
Racquetball kicks a treadmill's ass...every time.
16. snacks to serve at playdate
This one made me laugh, because the post that sent them here is this one, 50 Ways to Be a Cool Mom, and I was making fun of serving hummus on rice cakes, or something.
17. what is foreplay hummingbird
Again with the hummingbird foreplay. I would like to know what this is too. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
18. whats it called when you are the same age as your birthday number
Um...it's called your AGE? What the hell kind of dumb question is that?
19. head panty
Hey, at least they're not calling you "head dickweed."
20. your boobs are danger to my sanity
Well, thank you. I think.