Thursday, December 20, 2007

****** Literary Alert ******

Attention Parents, and Parents-to-be:

Although I know you have been anxiously awaiting the new parenting book being written by Lynne Spears, mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, unfortunately the publishing of this literary masterpiece has been put on "indefinite hold." In case you were wondering, the working title of the book is: Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. A must-read, someone, I'm sure.

I wonder how Nickelodeon is going to handle this particular plotline in Zoey 101?

"Wow, Zoey's really put on some weight lately."

"Yeah man, she must have totally pigged out over the holidays."

That is all, except now I have no idea what to ask for for Mother's Day.


Anonymous said...

Where do we send the Mother of the Year nomination to? Obviously this lady has skilz! :p


Jenifer said...

I thought you and K were totally kidding about her upcoming book. That is funny.....I'm so looking forward to her advice about raising teenage daughters!! I'm so glad it's not cancelled....only delayed.

Jenifer said...

did it really post twice? I was totally kidding by the way.

Shelley said...

It actually posted three times, for some reason...but I deleted two of 'em for ya. :)

Just think, you don't even need her sage teenage girl advice for another 11 years! Although if she's waiting until they're 13 to start parenting, I might know what the problem is. Maybe she's learned something and will do better raising her next baby. Um...grandbaby.