Attention Parents, and Parents-to-be:
Although I know you have been anxiously awaiting the new parenting book being written by Lynne Spears, mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, unfortunately the publishing of this literary masterpiece has been put on "indefinite hold." In case you were wondering, the working title of the book is: Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. A must-read for...um...well, someone, I'm sure.
I wonder how Nickelodeon is going to handle this particular plotline in Zoey 101?
"Wow, Zoey's really put on some weight lately."
"Yeah man, she must have totally pigged out over the holidays."
That is all, except now I have no idea what to ask for for Mother's Day.