Monday, December 22, 2008

A Short Note

Dearest Middle Daughter,

Someday, you will learn that it's not a good idea to piss off the person from whom you want a ride to the mall. That person may just pretend to take the garbage out the back door, then sneak around to the front of the house, get in her van, and go to work, leaving your snotty, bitchy, ungrateful ass sitting on the couch.

Also, since your dad flew home for Christmas, his car is still in Colorado. That means the only one in the house right now with a car? Is your sister. I hope you have fun kissing her ass.

Love,
Mom

6 comments:

6 of us said...

Snort! I spewed hot chocolate! This is toooooo funny! Good luck, Middle daughter!

Mary said...

Btw... that was me leaving a comment. ~Mary

Fannie said...

I feel your pain, what is it they just don't get? Sheesh.

alice-bunnie said...

LOL! Priceless! I never would have thought to sneak out of the house! I would have stomped out in my combat boots! ;p

Alice

Jen said...

LOL....what did she do now? Those middle kids sure know how to push our buttons. Had a fun time yesterday with you and Ky!

Living With Cavemen said...

That is seriously funny stuff!