Friday, April 17, 2009

Texas - It's Like A Whole Other Country

I wish. Maybe they should make good on that little tourism slogan they love so much.

Dear Rick Perry:

I'm not sure why everyone is so upset with your comments about Texas wanting to secede from the union. Personally, nothing would make me happier. Please, leave. And don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. The collective IQ of our country would go up a few points if you took your ball state and left. Please. Do it. Go. What are you waiting for? Adios!

5 comments:

Diesel said...

I wish Eastern California could split off from those wackos on the coast. Assuming, of course, they'd still let me work in West California. Because there aren't any jobs here.

Dawn in Austin said...

Does that mean "Texan" will become an official foreign language? Because I don't speak it all that well.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I'm with you!

BOSSY said...

Bossy drove through Texas on her Excellent Road Trip, and she has this to say: It's certainly big enough to be its own country.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Texas is pretty Awesome. Just saying.